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Fanworks: Tron: Fics: That Encom Booty
Summary
Ok so...
Remember when I said I was going to make a music video...
about the difference in BUTT AESTHETICS...
between the Uprising Grid and the ENCOM system?
Well....
I did it.
I did the thing.
That Encom Booty
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MP4 (with sound):
Description of video:
Still image of Beck from Uprising, a humanoid program covered in white armor, seen from behind, looking out over a landscape.
Text scrolls past him:
THIS VIDEO IS INSPIRED BY TRON UPRISING
IN WHICH ALL FEMALE-CODED PROGRAMS HAVE GORGEOUS ROUND BUTTS
AND ALL THE MALE-CODED PROGRAMS
ARE TOTALLY FLAT.
ALSO INSPIRED BY THE ORIGINAL 1982 TRON MOVIE
IN WHICH THE EXACT REVERSE IS TRUE.
FEATURING YORI
WHO HAS ALL THE HOT GUY BUTTS SHE WANTS
AND BECK
WHO IS NOT SURE IF HE WANTS A GUY FROM ENCOM
OR A GIRL FROM THE GRID.
PLEASE DISREGARD ALL THE GENDERED WORDS.
PROGRAMS MAY HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT BUTTS
BUT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT GENDER.
IT'S NOT BINARY.
View of Mara, Beck's friend, looking out into the distance from a balcony. Voiceover begins.
OH MY GOD BECKY, LOOK AT THAT BUTT
View switches to Beck, who retracts his helmet and lifts binoculars to his eyes. View through the binoculars zooms in on a window of a building.
IT IS SO BIG...
View zooms quickly past a lot of skinny male programs animated in the Uprising style, and then fixates suddenly on a view of Tron from the 1982 movie, walking into the I/O Tower. Specifically, his very nice-shaped behind.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
Beck puts down the binoculars.
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
View from behind of Tron walking
THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE
Dumont the Tower Guardian in his ridiculous-looking costume with the extremely phallic headdress, rotating suddenly on his dais to face the viewer.
YOU GET SPRUNG
Flynn drags Ram out of the rubble after their lightcycles were hit by tanks
WANT TO PULL UP TOUGH
Flynn carries Ram into the Recognizer, allowing a view of Ram's very attractive butt slung over his shoulder
'CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BUTT WAS STUFFED
Tron embraces Yori and spins her around; view zooms in on his butt
DEEP IN THE JEANS SHE'S WEARING
I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARING
Laser is shown zapping Flynn and digitizing him into the computer
OH BABY, I WANNA GET WIT'CHA
AND TAKE YOUR PICTURE
Tron and Ram looking around the energy cave
MY HOMEBOYS TRIED TO WARN ME
Ram on all fours crawling toward the energy spring
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT MAKES (ME, ME SO HORNY)
Another view of Flynn carrying Ram into the Recognizer
OOH, RUMP-O'-SMOOTH-SKIN
YOU SAY YOU WANT TO GET IN MY BENZ?
Ram saying "Oh my User" as Flynn bends over him in the Recognizer
WELL, USE ME, USE ME
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T THAT AVERAGE GROUPIE
Paige from Uprising moving her hips back and forth
I'VE SEEN HER DANCIN'
TO HELL WITH ROMANCIN'
Tron scooping up liquid from the energy spring
SHE'S SWEAT, WET
Tron riding his lightcycle
GOT IT GOIN' LIKE A TURBO 'VETTE
Tank shooting at Ram and Flynn
I'M TIRED OF MAGAZINES
Tank round destroys an area of rock
SAYIN' FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING
Feminine-shaped Uprising program, seen through the legs of a black-armored program who is facing her, zooming out to show more of him from behind
TAKE THE AVERAGE BLACK MAN AND ASK HIM THAT
SHE GOTTA PACK MUCH BACK
Programs in 82 movie lined up and marching in the training scene
SO, FELLAS (YEAH) FELLAS (YEAH)
HAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND GOT THE BUTT? (HELL YEAH)
Paige moving hips back and forth
TELL 'EM TO SHAKE IT (SHAKE IT) SHAKE IT (SHAKE IT)
SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT
Paige continues moving her hips
BABY GOT BACK (L.A. FACE WITH THE OAKLAND BOOTY)
BABY GOT BACK (L.A. FACE WITH THE OAKLAND BOOTY)
(L.A. FACE WITH THE OAKLAND BOOTY)
(Text overlay says "Argon face with the Encom booty")
Yori looking at Tron
I LIKE 'EM ROUND, AND BIG
Yori accesses the panel that lights up all the decor in her apartment (from the Deleted Scene of the 1982 movie)
AND WHEN I'M THROWIN' A GIG
She sits down next to Tron and touches his chest circuits
I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF, I'M ACTIN' LIKE AN ANIMAL
NOW HERE'S MY SCANDAL
Yori and Tron enter her apartment
I WANNA GET YA HOME
Yori transforms into her sparkle-caped sexy form and opens her arms to Tron
AND UGH, DOUBLE-UP, UGH, UGH
Ram spinning his Frisbee-shaped disc
I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT PLAYBOY
'CAUSE SILICONE PARTS ARE MADE FOR TOYS
Tron embraces Yori and spins her around; view zooms in on his butt
I WANT 'EM REAL THICK AND JUICY
SO FIND THAT JUICY DOUBLE
Yori reaches out to Tron (from footage immediately prior to that embracing scene)
MIX-A-LOT'S IN TROUBLE
BEGGIN' FOR A PIECE OF THAT BUBBLE
Yori walking past her female coworkers at the Solar Sailer dock
SO I'M LOOKIN' AT ROCK VIDEOS
Zooming quickly past several skinny male Uprising programs
KNOCK-KNEED BIMBOS WALKIN' LIKE HOES
YOU CAN HAVE THEM BIMBOS
View zooms in on Tron's butt again
I'LL KEEP MY WOMEN LIKE FLO JO
More of the Tron and Yori embrace, continuing to the kiss
A WORD TO THE THICK SOUL SISTAS, I WANT TO GET WITH YA
I WON'T CUSS OR HIT YA
The part of the Deleted Scene where Yori traces her hand down Tron's chest and abdomen and the blue circuits turn lavender-pink as she touches them
BUT I GOTTA BE STRAIGHT WHEN I SAY I WANNA (UH)
'TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
BABY GOT IT GOIN' ON
Scene where Flynn beats Crom in the Ring Game and then refuses to kill him
A LOT OF SIMPS WON'T LIKE THIS SONG
'CAUSE THEM PUNKS LIKE TO HIT IT AND QUIT IT
Flynn in his Arcade
AND I'D RATHER STAY AND PLAY
'CAUSE I'M LONG, AND I'M STRONG
AND I'M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON
SO, LADIES (YEAH) LADIES (YEAH)
Flynn carries Ram into the Recognizer
IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES (YEAH)
Ram on all fours crawling again
THEN TURN AROUND, STICK IT OUT
The Uprising scene from earlier with the black-armored male program, continuing to show his black armor derezzing to reveal Beck's white armor under the disguise
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT
View from behind of Tron walking
BABY GOT BACK
BABY GOT BACK
Yori and her Solar Sailer coworkers again
YEAH, BABY, WHEN IT COMES TO FEMALES
COSMO AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH MY SELECTION
Yori reciting a list of numbers to her manager in same scene
THIRTY-SIX, TWENTY-FOUR, THIRTY-SIX
HA HA, ONLY IF SHE'S 5'3
Tron driving lightcycle
SO YOUR GIRLFRIEND ROLLS A HONDA,
Tron tumbling down slide toward the I/O Tower dais
PLAYIN' WORKOUT TAPES BY FONDA
Paige and Pavel in their lightjet-- zoom in on Pavel's very slim waist and hips
BUT FONDA AIN'T GOT A MOTOR IN THE BACK OF HER HONDA
Dumont spins around again in his phallic costume, while Tron stands in the weird pose from that scene, with both hands clasped over his groin
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE
Tron clinging to the hull of Sark's Carrier, another nice view of his backside
UNLESS YOU'VE GOT BUNS, HUN
various views of Flynn and Tron moving around, zoomed in on their butt area
YOU CAN DO SIDE BENDS OR SIT-UPS
BUT PLEASE DON'T LOSE THAT BUTT
MCP death scene
SOME BROTHERS WANT TO PLAY THAT HARD ROLE
AND TELL YOU THAT THE BUTT AIN'T GOLD
Scene of Ram and Flynn getting shot by the tank
SO THEY TOSS IT AND LEAVE IT
Flynn drags Ram out of the rubble
AND I PULL UP QUICK TO RETRIEVE IT
Paige moving her hips again
SO COSMO SAYS YOU'RE FAT
WELL I AIN'T DOWN WITH THAT
'CAUSE YOUR WAIST IS SMALL AND YOUR CURVES ARE KICKIN'
AND I'M THINKIN' BOUT STICKIN'
Zooming quickly past several skinny male Uprising programs, finally focusing on Paige dramatically throwing open a door
TO THE BEANPOLE DAMES IN THE MAGAZINES
YOU AIN'T IT, MISS THING
View of two of the Inoperative Data Pushers in the 1982 movie
GIVE ME A SISTA, I CAN'T RESIST HER
(the word "Sister" appears by the lady program with the bead-curtain outfit, while the word "Resistor" appears by the entity who looks like a cluster of resistors bound together)
a Recognizer is hit by tank rounds
RED BEANS AND RICE DIDN'T MISS HER
Tron fighting in the Disc Game
SOME KNUCKLEHEAD TRIED TO DISS
'CAUSE HIS GIRLS ARE ON MY LIST
HE HAD GAME BUT HE CHOSE TO HIT 'EM
Tron pulls Flynn up onto the Solar Sailer
AND I PULL UP QUICK TO GET WIT 'EM
Flynn carries Ram into the Recognizer and lays him down on the floor
SO LADIES, IF THE BUTT IS ROUND
AND YOU WANT A TRIPLE X THROWDOWN
outbound call beam emitting from I/O Tower
DIAL 1-900-MIXALOT
Tron kicks enemy off the Solar Sailer
AND KICK THEM NASTY THOUGHTS
Scene of Beck and Paige in the club, looking at each other over the pool table
BABY GOT BACK
BABY GOT BACK
(the text BABY GOT BECK appears during the final refrain)
Fanworks: Tron: Fics: That Encom Booty
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