lady-of-the-puddle:

All right I’ve been holding this back for a while but now you get to see my

Rating Tron’s Exes

list

The boy:

See? him face

And now the exes:

FIRST UP WE HAVE

1. Dyson

Bougie Rat Bastard 3000

• Is the Worst™
• Absolute dork loser
• Made a grab for power and betrayed his brother his captain hiS KING
• Not even hot

2/10 Sucks like the vacuum he is

2. Clu

Discount fuck boi god wannabe

• Okay listen
• There’s chemistry between them
• Even if it’s toxic af
• He’s part of Kevin of course he and Tron dated
• Yes it was full of hate
• Esp when he was stuck as Rinzler 😏
• But sometimes u gotta date an asshole to know what u dont want

0/10 Actual Nazi

3. Able

Daddy? Sorry

• FATHER material
• Has stable job and income
• Firm but kind and caring
• Will tell u to stfu
• Divorce was mutual and they got split custody of Beck so pretty chill breakup overall

10/10 Need I say more

4. Cyrus

Boundaries Were Crossed

• Yet another betrayal *sigh*
• My boi Tron knows how to pic em
• Somehow more crazy than Clu
• But less Nazi at least???
• Spectacular revenge plot tbh
• Looks pretty sick 😎
• World’s Messiest Breakup

5/10 Dedicated to the bit

4.1 Beck

CRACK SHIP I SWEAR

• I know y'all are about to come for me
• But listen
• Programs have no concept of age
• This ship is purely for fun for me, I highly ship them as father and son usually (see: Able)
• Something about the desperation and trust issues between them speak to me
• We all know it would never work out

7/10 doomed by the narrative (if we HAD ANY)

5. Flynnster

fuck boi God SUPREME

• I am highly biased on this
• loves Tron so much he ported him from the old system
• Spent more time with him than with his own son (-1 point for that)
• named everything after him
• Tron was ready to give up his own life to save him
• ANGST
• never officially broke up but he thought he was derezzed so that counts

9/10 HERE WE STAND WORLDS APART HEARTS BROKEN IN T- ok I’ll stop

6. Ram

Cinnamon Roll too pure yadda yadda

• Wide eyed sweetheart
• Never did anything wrong in his short cycle
• Was in a brief polycule with Tron and Flynn
• Only broke up because he derezzed
• What’s not to like

11/10 perfect angle

7. Yori

HER

• Unpopular opinion y'all are about to murder me
• They were each other’s beards
• She’s a nerd lesbian
• Because she’s hot and I want a chance with her I want her to be
• They simply realized they preferred other programs and amicably broke up
• She calls him up from the first system every now and then and they spill some hot tea and rebellion tips

100/10 bc im in love with her here have another pic

Anyone I missed?

In conclusion, all users and programs desire Tron carnally, grid’s biggest slut, he’s in nothing and is my everything thank you for coming to my TRON Talk next time I’ll rate Beck’s exes cause that’s been overcooking in my brain too