Obviously the campy, corny, silly style of Tron 1982 is NOT any obstacle to me finding sexiness in it.

I tried to explain this to my roommates at dinner, in a series of events that culminated in the waiter approaching the table to take our order at the same moment I was saying “…like my wetass pussy didn’t cut its teeth on Star Trek TOS!” and there was a LONG moment of everyone (maybe including the waiter, who may or may not have heard) just struggling to hold back hysterics while trying to remember what the hell they were gonna order before I said that and… this is what my life is like, lol.

But yeah, there wasn’t really any doubt that I could get the hots for Tron, considering how I feel about Trek.