As a defense mechanism against porn bans

we shall evolve to have weirder and weirder kinks

things that don’t look even remotely like sex to the outside world will become our pornography

we shall turn maybe 12% of terminology from an obscure technical field into words for sex acts

we shall take an official promotional image from the show and change some lines to a different color so that it becomes pornographic to us

evolve with me, perverts of the internet

at the singularity of our ascension, we will be able to get off to the very image of a blog post grayed out with the words “removed for violating the terms of service”

and we will have WON