astercontrol:

astercontrol:

littlemsterious:

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

does Jessica Rabbit have a reproductive system or is that just her hands because her species apparently fucks by playing patty-cake

to be clear: GOOD FOR HER.

I am a horny Tron sideblog, I get off on characters with no genitals touching each other’s circuits, sometimes not even below the belt

I spent my formative years sexualizing the hell out of Vulcans while convincing myself that finger-touching thing was their ENTIRE mating ritual

I do not kinkshame Jessica Rabbit

Also:

the Good Omens characters (according to the book) “are sexless unless they really feel like making an effort”

so, you could say they:

  1. are Ineffable
  2. unless they really want to get Effed
  3. which takes an Effort to do

which is so very much the type of multi-layered wordplay I adore Terry Pratchett for, and yet so subtle I’m not even sure it was on purpose, which… *chef’s kiss*