God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”
Adam: “Tit”
God: “Uhh ok”
Adam: “Boobie”
God: “Stop naming them after breasts”
Adam: Looks at rooster
“women have not even been invented yet, adam. we are still in the ‘making the animals in an attempt to find a fitting companion for you’ phase. where are you GETTING all this”
(looks at owls) “hooters”
“maybe you’ll be less weird about the mammals?”
“…Pussy. Beaver. …Ass.”
“adam, do you need to get off? …shall i remove some ribs to make it easier to blow yourself”