if you are a historical figure whose most famous story (despite your ACTUAL accomplishments, I know, I know, the most famous story is often not the most important one)

anyway

if you are a historical figure in the history of computing

whose most famous story is that you once found a literal bug inside a computer

it is a

crime against all of nature

from entomology to etymology

if your name is Grace Hopper

and the bug is a MOTH


:-(