astercontrol:

okay

wHAT

so I was trying to look up if theres any canon for how lightcycles work

and

1. how did any search engine think this was what i was looking for
2. how is this even a THING lmao

https://www.dyson.com/lighting/lightcycle

DYSON DAMMIT lol

(I mean I already know the naming-things division of that company is run by huuuuuge nerds

because of the Dyson Ball

I bet they screamed and cried to let it get called the Dyson Sphere but the actual marketing division was like “you want it to get found on Google or not? there’s already whole scientific articles about Dyson spheres out there”)

and now look at them

All triumphant that they’ve gotten to the point of being MORE famous than the nerd-ass thing they’re referencing so they’ll actually come up first in a search