phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

I almost suffocate laughing every time

and reading the reblogs ALWAYS make it even better

my dog every morning at 6 am

then two strangers who had been
two silhouettes on the shade
said to my shock
youre on the wrong block

are ya winning son

new bit for poly people just dropped

but you know what

ESPECIALLY all those of you who just tagged it Queue or Q or some silly riff on that

…because

close up of the guy in bed in the cartoon

screenshot of the scene from the next gen episode where Q shows up in picard's bed. absolutely the same guy

it’s him