fights4users:

This is how I imagine half their conversations go

Ram: Hey, Tron?

Tron: Yeah?

Ram: Do pigeons have feelings?

Tron: …what is a pigeon?

Ram: …I don’t know

Where’s that “two soldiers making up senerios for when they make it out” art? That’s them

Ahahaha yes absolutely

(silly little Ram conversations like that would SUSTAIN ME through 200 microcycles of imprisonment)

I imagine he has only ever heard of pigeons in context of:

“damage by them not usually covered” if he did homeowners insurance

Or “they are mentioned in at least one diagnosis code” if he did health insurance (because seriously, everything is)