astercontrol:

fights4users:

This is how I imagine half their conversations go

Ram: Hey, Tron?

Tron: Yeah?

Ram: Do pigeons have feelings?

Tron: …what is a pigeon?

Ram: …I don’t know

Where’s that “two soldiers making up senerios for when they make it out” art? That’s them

Ahahaha yes absolutely

(silly little Ram conversations like that would SUSTAIN ME through 200 microcycles of imprisonment)

I imagine he has only ever heard of pigeons in context of:

“damage by them not usually covered” if he did homeowners insurance

Or “they are mentioned in at least one diagnosis code” if he did health insurance (because seriously, everything is)

hahaha

Okay, now I’m trying to imagine how he got to asking if they have feelings, though.

imagining him so so terribly bored, he’s passing time by going through his mental records of (homeowner? health?) insurance documents– lists of coverage restrictions– lists of diagnosis codes– or whatever– and picking out every single noun he doesn’t exactly understand, and asking Tron if it has feelings.

“do hailstones have feelings”

“does hypoglycemia have feelings”

“does black mold have feelings”

“does a pituitary gland have feelings”

maybe someday he will finally hit on something Tron knows the answer

(these conversations would sustain ME, with my weirdo mind.)

(but I am very not sure TRON would feel the same.)