Okay, so I love all the nonsensical things that can be asked to the formula of “so in your relationship, who’s the ___ and who’s the ___?”

and I will never tire of seeing memes of them

BUT, as someone in a polycule, I want to see representation of us too

(because it would be even more hilarious)

… in your polycule, who’s Daphne and who’s Fred and who’s Velma and who’s Shaggy and who’s Scooby

…in your polycule, who has the power of Earth, who has Water, who has Wind, who has Fire, and who has… what’s the fifth one again? boron?

in your polycule, who wears the “women want me, fish fear me” hat, who wears the “women want fish, me fear me” hat, who wears the “fish and women have entered an uneasy alliance against me” hat, who wears the “the attitudes of women and fish towards me are too varied and complex to be accurately described on a hat” hat, and who wears the “mermaids have conflicted feelings about me” hat?

(and that is JUST for five-person polycules, off the top of my head!)