So I went shopping today for things I need for the coming months here at mom’s house

All her drinking glasses are small and I like big ones, so at one point while I was in a gas station I bought literally the only large drinking glass they had for sale

It was pink

There was nothing on it to indicate it turns purple when there’s a drink in it

But… I believe I am happy with this series of events

(even if it is giving my circuitfucking, pattern-recognizing brain some weird feelings about the word “thirsty”)