need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the “cute manic pixie” way but in the “unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory” way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she’s like “bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it”
your brain is unfathomably colossal
I am eternally torn between
1. the fact that “Yzma and Kronk” is clearly the correct answer
and
2. the fact that OP literally gave this guy the placeholder name “Bradley,” and Alan Bradley would absolutely bring Lora nice little lunches while she’s using a digitizing laser to send oranges into a computer like an absolute lunatic (and then go along with her idea to break into that same high-security laser lab after closing just so that her even more unhinged ex-bf can hack the computer system at their mutual workplace, because what even is sanity)
