The main characters in the last show or movie you watched now have to deep-clean your house for you. How does that go?
chaos
Alan tries to help clean, but Lora throws the clothes back all over the floor
Tron is utterly baffled by the idea of having This Much Stuff– and having just learned about the concept of non-computer viruses (having only the vaguest idea of how they can be spread or detected) he goes into utter paralysis over how to virus-protect this system that is clearly not sanitary
Yori delights in how much stuff I have (minimalism is a thing the MCP forces on your apartment and you FIGHT it) but her home-organizing skills are primarily in decorating to make everything pretty and she can’t do that until the MESS is somehow resolved
Flynn doesn’t know shit about cleaning, so he programs a digital CLeaning-Utility with directions to do the job perfectly, and we all know how THAT goes
basically, I have to move out and then nuke my house from orbit
(Ram foresaw the inevitable destruction of my home the moment this whole cleaning crew arrived, and he insisted on helping me prepare for the future by selling me insurance
so at least i’m rich at the end of the day)