ok I think it’s slightly hilarious how in Uprising all the feminine-coded programs have gorgeous round butts and all the guy-coded ones are totally flat
my next “music video” captioned gif is gonna be Beck and Mara looking at a bunch of guy programs through binoculars (the See Everything Through Violet-Tinted-Glasses kind from Uprising, those were hilarious)
and suddenly a shot of an ENCOM guy program shows up in there
and captions go
BECKY LOOK AT THAT BUTT
ITS SO BIG
switch to scene after scene of Encom programs and their cake, interspersed with Beck’s wide-eyed reaction
…remixing/rearranging of lyrics miiight have to go a little wild… but then this is Mix-a-Lot
“they toss it and leave it, and I pull up quick to retrieve it” (Flynn carries Ram into the Recognizer and we see that nice butt-shot there) “baby wanna get in my Benz”
(Ram’s “Oh Users!” captioned “use me, use me, ain’t the average groupie”)
(the Honda can be a lightcycle I don’t care, what part should I use for ‘workout tapes by Fonda’? one of the game-grid fight scenes? ….I am not sure I can find anything to be the “anaconda” though… besides the, like, obvious other side of the Encom guy programs lol)
Paige dancing to that L.A. Face part (remixed into “Argon face with the Encom booty”)
end is Beck and Paige together “…baby’s got Beck”
all i am saying is
if Rinzler was a girl
she could NOT have put the costume on BACKWARDS without noticing