Encounter: 400-million-year-old fish with various suggestions of varying degrees of accuracy
most of the suggestions are bone-related
this fish also floated a suggestion about how sharks really should not be included under the fish category because even now that we’ve admitted that category means nothing more than “vertebrate,” sharks are still sliding their cartilaginous bodies under that low bar
fish also pointed out how that unfortunate “I 🦴 my dog” bumper sticker is equally disturbing if you use the “remove the bones” definition of the verb “bone”
(and speculated on whether this is how a dog can end up having a “no bones day”)
