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I AM SAM



SAM I AM



I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM

….YOU DO NOT LIKE THE EGGS AND HAM???

IN MY DAY WE JUST HAD A SPRING!

AND WE WERE GRATEFUL FOR THAT THING!

YOUR DAD WORKED HARD TO MAKE THAT HAM

IT TOOK HIM ALL DAY TO PROGRAM

YOUD BETTER EAT IT, SAM-I-AM

AND YOU HAD BETTER GIVE A DAMN

I SWEAR TO FLYNN

-SINCERELY, RAM


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