I think it would be extra hilarious if the whole pig roast was just like a completely visual graphic skin

like a videogame avatar the actual food was wearing,

and the actual food is just liquid energy, like from that spring

Which I imagine tastes like heavily caffeinated sugar water.

Bite into your slice of pork and it turns into Red Bull in your mouth

…this would be awful, but the more I think about it, the more this seems like exactly Kevin Flynn’s style

Like

It reminds me of the Star Trek TOS episode
The Squire of Gothos

Where they land on this planet occupied by a powerful energy being who’s basically a spoiled little kid at heart

Who has this gorgeous ballroom and an incredible spread of food

But the food has no taste

And Spock’s like, “interesting”

this is not even surprising enough to call “fascinating”

And his explanation is: This guy is all about the aesthetic. None of his illusion has any substance. He doesn’t care about anything except how it looks. Obviously

Anyway Kevin Flynn is basically Trelane, that in some ways explains his Grid better than anything