greater-than-the-sword:

Okay so i really would like to start using this instead of using the actual name of this thing (which, like Beetlejuice or Candlejack, can summon evil if spoken)

We can just call it “catfart” or some variation on it

Maybe sometimes “pussyfart” if we’re feeling dirty (because that’s the kind of “cat” that’s meant if you pronounce the French with a hard T)

Like that previous post, where I said that I feel a bit bad about some of my tactics for making technical details in fanfic sound convincing without actually having that level of knowledge myself – because the way I let my brain generate that sort of writing feels “chatgptish”

I could have just said it feels “catfarty”

Or “queefish”

Much more expressive of the FEELING

While not actually mentioning the WORD