So…

I am working on a thing


It is an enormous waste of time

that I’m doing in between things I am actually supposed to do

Which is delaying things

Causing them to get done a bit slower

Which I’m not thrilled about

BUT


Essentially

I FOUND A WAY

To work the “Castor is actually Ram!” headcanon into a story

WITHOUT it being horribly tragic


The trade-off:

I had to make him be…


…a couple other characters too

….In a couple other fandoms


Creating an absolutely DEPRAVED CRACKFIC


…which

nevertheless

makes a weird sort of sense????


… enjoy the sneak peek

If you are into that