“Tron answer me something.”

“Anything, Alan-1”

“imagine there’s a guy at your workplace”

“I work with many guys, Alan-1”

“okay but imagine one of them is the guy that everyone calls ‘popcorn coworker’”

“what does popcorn mean”

“it’s a thing we eat. that’s not important. just imagine there’s a guy at your workplace and he’s the Popcorn Coworker”

“…. imagining. Further details?”

“No, now I’ve got a question for you”

“I think I still have more questions than you do”

“No I just need your opinion.

Do you imagine that Popcorn Coworker is a guy who MAKES popcorn?”

“Again I am not sure because I do not know what popcorn is”

“But just off the top of your head, from the syntax of the statement. WHO do you think BETTER DESERVES the title of POPCORN COWORKER?”

“…um”

“the guy who MAKES IT?”

“…um”

“Or the guy who WALKS UP TO THAT GUY AND SAYS 'HEY COULD I EAT SOME OF YOUR POPCORN’”

“I mean you defined popcorn as 'a thing you eat’ so personally I think that second guy”

“SHUT UP RAM”