“how do you mix genres like that and have it work? i read your story cause I thought it was gonna be just filthy dirty smut! And it WAS, but it was ALSO an angsty emotional drama and made me actually feel things?! And at the same time it was ALSO crammed absolutely full of silly puns!? how in hell was it still READABLE”

“I mean I guess that’s just… how i was taught to write?… all my creative writing teachers just happened to be huge fans of this one author, who they held up like THE example of great writing… and I mean that’s just the way he wrote…”

#william shakespeare