txttletale:

txttletale:

this scene is played as a badass moemnt in the show and is treated as one by the fandom but if you think about it at all its actually so funny because hes just saying the type of alien he is and a completely normal age and place to be from for that type of alien. thats like if you tried to boast by saying “im a californian. i’m from the city of long beach in the county of los angeles. i am 38 years old and i’m going to save your life” but nobody around you knew anyone older than 19 or had ever heard of california so it sounded really impressive

and also you didnt tell them that one time the californian government exiled you from the state of california or that other time where you were put on trial by the state of california or the time you were elected governor of california after being framed for assassinating the previous governor but drove away in your toyota camry before they could make you do the job

Or the time California was at war with Florida and you had to destroy them both


Also there is no Earthling equivalent for the insanity of identifying your planet by what CONSTELLATION it’s in

(constellation as seen from WHERE?)