“happiness is a choice”

“oh awesome! Then I can choose to be happy even if I never get a job and end up homeless”

“uh”

“I can choose to be happy even if I spend the rest of my life in prison!”

“wait”

“I can be a HORRIBLE PERSON and commit EVERY CRIME and be JUSTLY KILLED and spend ETERNITY IN HELL and be HAPPY FOREVER!!”

“that’s not what I meant–”

“AND i won’t even have done anything wrong! because if anyone else is UNHAPPY because of what I did, then that was THEIR CHOICE!! my freedom is infinite!”

“oh God what have I done”

“oh wow, are you not happy?? dang pal, bad life choice there!”