astercontrol:

The feminine form of “he’s a fun-gi” is “she’s a fun-gal”

however, this information is pretty much completely useless because fungus genders are about as far from binary as you can get

So I used to call my polycule a “fuck commune” but now I call it a Schizophyllum commune

We don’t have 23,328 mating types but it’s not for lack of trying