spageddy:

you have to marry your pfp when are u getting divorced?

within hours

within days

within months

~2 years

~5 years

~20 years

~50 years

never

never but we’re not happy

one of us simply kills the other one instead

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for purposes of this question, “me” is ASTER-84 the pattern recognition program, which is who I mostly am on this account

and “my pfp” is Tiliquain the dragon, whose tiny face in the center of that asterisk is my barely-visible nod to the fact that I have a dragonsona on the furry sites too

our “marriage” would be along the lines of all the other relationships each one currently has, since both are prolifically polyamorous

we’d get along ok. we’d probably be fine sharing a house, along with a harem of other partners, as long as everyone got their own room

we’d have plenty in common. both are tech-savvy nerdy sluts with a variety of weird skills and interests

no need to divorce. unless for financial reasons? which i imagine was why the marriage happened in the first place, since neither one cares much about the institution of marriage for itself