Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980’s. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
among other things, this immense increase in all types of gay and straight and lesbian alligator mounting in the year 1982 is further proof for my thesis that TRON was the sexiest fucking movie ever
like, even alligators got horny off it. what more do you want
notably, also: the ONLY metric that actually DECREASED AFTER 1982 was heterosexual guy-on-top. All others went up a LOT in 1983