milfbaitt:

astercontrol:

milfbaitt:

valtsv:

valtsv:

sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.

caincore

love it when someone with “milf” in their name makes a point of talking about the dude who somehow fathered all of subsequent humanity when his mother was the only lady in existence

…?

oh shit

sorry

have been on internet much too long today

to the point I start posting everything that pops into my head without thinking of whether its a good or terrible idea to post

(it was an awful joke about what the letters in “milf” stand for, I deeply apologize and now I am logging off to go touch grass)