<a href="https://completely-real-and-normal-human.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">completely-real-and-normal-human</a>:
<p>could i get some facts about me to recite when new people ask me to tell them something about myself and my mind goes immediately blank</p>
This is a problem that happens to many people with much on their mind. Here is a set of things you can tell people, no matter what the occasion:
- I am not made solely of pine-wood or pine-derivative plastics.
- I have between zero and four thousand limbs, inclusive.
- I contain several liters of my people’s water.
- My name is comprised mostly of real letters (Musks may differ).
- I am unaware of the contents of soil on most exoplanets.
- My spleen is smaller than the Chicago metropolitan area.
- I am not, have never been, and may never be you.
Telling people these facts will always put them at ease and quell any concerns they have about your normality.