ok listen you’ve all gotta stop with the “39 year old milf who doesn’t know what pokemon is” memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn’t saying “what is charmander” she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.
#your average 39-year-old milf can recite the pokérap from memory
Listen I’m not saying I know THAT much about Pokemon, but being a pattern recognition program with 40+ years of dataset training gives me the ability to work Pokemon into SO many conversations
…you’re a charmer, charmer, charmer
Charmeleon
In Pokemon Go
In Pokemon Go
Catching you would be easy
If your colors were like my team
Red, gold, and… um… blue