Talking to myself like

“if I could go back in time, what would I do”

“duh. prevent the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in 1980”

“…. prevent the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in 1980…?”

“well DUH yes.”

“can you articulate your reasoning tho”

“…um OBVS because then the USA wouldn’t have boycotted the 1980 Summer Olympics, and Animalympics would therefore have made enough money for Steven Lisberger to produce Tron independently instead of pitching it to frickin Disney, so my blorbos would not have Disney cooties all over them WHATS NOT TO LIKE”

“…but… if it had not been made by Disney, consider: 1. it might not have had Bruce Boxleitner OR Jeff Bridges in it and 2. You, a person only dimly aware of even the most popular cinema, very well might have lived your entire life never having heard of it”

“…FUCK”