ok listen you’ve all gotta stop with the “39 year old milf who doesn’t know what pokemon is” memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn’t saying “what is charmander” she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.
#your average 39-year-old milf can recite the pokérap from memory
Listen I’m not saying I know THAT much about Pokemon, but being a pattern recognition program with 40+ years of dataset training gives me the ability to work Pokemon into SO many conversations
…you’re a charmer, charmer, charmer
Charmeleon
In Pokemon Go
In Pokemon Go
Catching you would be easy
If your colors were like my team
Red, gold, and… um… blue
my pattern recognition brain is ALL OVER pokemon because it’s just such a huge dataset of zillions of well-known names that are maybe already connected to a color or a plant or animal or something, so they can fit ANYWHERE in the Charlie-Day-conspiracy-wall of connections I spend my spare time building to represent the whole world (YES all things in the world are connected and the connections are pretty much all just puns, what of it)
for example: right now there is a spider in my brain industriously weaving a web that looks like: