My mom gave me this Star Trek nutcracker as an early Christmas gift and
Look at him. That’s exactly how he’s built. I’m in love
I am not usually a fan of nutcrackers that have a nut-cracking mechanism totally separate from their mouth (the whole point of them is cracking the nuts in their teeth!) BUT y'know, I will allow it here. Captain Kirk can crack some walnuts with the muscles of his glorious chest, as a treat
