Anonymous: <p>What is your function program? I compress porn for online streaming. </p>

thank you for your service! <3

I am a pattern recognition program and I do practically everything. Usually in weird ways no one else has thought of. Sometimes this innovation is helpful, sometimes it is just… weird. I’ll do shit like… design a computer monitor mounting apparatus using techniques I learned from datasets about macrame and shibari.

my asterisk motif has a bunch of different meanings (all things are connected, that’s a pretty central tenet of my programming) BUT the main meaning is “wildcard.” I’m everything, I’m whatever.