foone:

“hey google, what do the rainbow pride flag colors mean?”

“well, let’s ask Volvo! The car company! They’ll know!”

Volvo is a LGBTQ icon because it was assigned both male and female by marketing (name sounds like Vulva, logo looks like Male symbol)

(in reality it’s agender robosexual and likes Transformers valveplug fic but it doesn’t like to admit that because it’s just so stereotypical for a car)