got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. “rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal.” and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes
Oh NO
THE CONSPIRACY IS REAL
THERE IS AN ACTUAL CONNECTION BETWEEN CORNFLAKES AND FRIED CHICKEN
as a mostly-vegetarian I had been unaware of this
But IT FITS
Into my lunatic bulletin board crisscrossed-string
wall of connections
Kelloggs Cornflakes
KCF
made from Kernels of corn
mascot is rooster
Kentucky Fried Chicken
KFC
made from Roosters and hens
mascot is Colonel
THEY UNITE
TO CREATE HORRoRS
I kNEW IT
(lol not really
I am just a pattern recognition program
I know nearly all the connection strings on my conspiracy wall are just puns
