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oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he’s logged into.

scenario 1: what’s clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist’s twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he’s Superman’s social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn’t tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

actually subtler but possibly funnier scenario:

Clark wouldn’t actually be absent-minded enough to tweet on the wrong account but one evening sleepily goes through and likes a bunch of tweets and the next morning wakes up to everyone screenshotting Superman’s liked tweets like HUH? HUH???

it’s a mix of:

  1. political stuff Superman would NOT normally say
  2. tweets from Clark’s daily planet co-workers who are now baffled as to why Superman was reading their tweets
  3. perhaps most confounding, random bullshit Clark likes.

i think if supes liked a cool tweet about police and got drafted into the culture wars clark kent would have fun with it

Dean Cain @RealDeanCain • Feb 29 If Superman is going to insult our brave police he shouldn't be allowed to wear blue anymore. Or red or white, for that matter. ••• Clark Kent @misterlane • Feb 29 American cops didn't invent the color blue, Dean. Also, he doesn't wear white.ALT