coupleofdays:

astercontrol:

is-this-fascism:

out of these animals, which would you fear the least being in an enclosed room with

lion

moose (with cub)

hippo

velociraptor (the turkey sized ones)

orca (this room has water and a small iceberg for you to sit on)

one thousand rats

tiger

polar bear

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what kind of “cub” is the moose with

a baby moose is not called a cub, so it’s not that

if we are talking a bear cub or a lion cub, both it and the moose will be too busy fighting each other to bother me


still I’d rather have the rats though. As long as they have food that isn’t me

I missread the moose option as “with club”, and was like, “hold on, why doesn’t the other animals get weapons?” And also “does it hold the club in its mouth?”

heeheehee


…at least I am not trapped in a room with just a moose eating nuts (/invaderzim)

maybe the moose is allied with a player from the Chicago Cubs. in which case it cannot possibly win, against me or anyone