nothorses:

jessepinwheel:

I love it when people use “shrimp” to mean “beyond the human range”. like “shrimp colors” but applied to other things. “shrimp emotions” “shrimp sounds” “shrimp morality”, as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

co-opting this to redefine “shrimp dick” as dick utterly transcendent & beyond human comprehension. shrimp dick exists in the 5th dimension and your brain is struggling to keep up. effervescent dick. etc.