You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson
Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence
Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash
Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode
don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to
there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.
“we’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘where’s my personal jesus?’ ‘why don’t i have a personal jesus?’”
i meannn… if you want your own private god…
