Anonymous: <p>Actual hot take: vibrators are mid. Most other sex toys are better, vibrators just get hype because they're well-known and easily accessible, but a lot of them are turning in a C- result to people used to F+ results who mistake that C for magnificence. </p>

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I don’t think that’s so. I personally do not enjoy vibrators, and even the famously good ones will make my muscles contract in a way I can tell is an orgasm but that just doesn’t feel like anything. I’m not numb. It’s not painful overstimulation. It’s just a big snore.

However, the insane devotion some of the really good vibrators inspire is not just about people who’ve never experienced pleasure before. That damned hitachi and its siblings are clearly working for somebody.

The actual C- vibrators, of which there are many, don’t get this response.