No one asked for this. No one needs this.
I love how it’s by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Like someone said “fuck this, I want this as far from my house as possible”
Do I even WANT to know what makes it a “smart” toilet?
its worrying ability to keep glowing even when miles from any electrical connection
That’s not “smart” that’s alien or possessed.
(Don’t say ‘tron toilet’, don’t say-DAMMIT!!)