I know it’s that Percy thing, but whenever I see Grover and Ares in the same post my mind goes, “you know what just might make Tron 3 tolerable? An all-Muppet cast”
I’m reminded of the question that’s been going around the internet of “if you could remake any move into a muppet version, and only one character was still a human, which film would you choose, and who would be the human?”
In the original Tron, it would probably have to be Kevin that was the human. Though it would be pretty funny if it was Tron.
In Legacy, I guess it would be Sam. Yes, even Kevin would be a muppet now, after spending an eternity on the Muppet Grid.
For Uprising, I’m thinking Beck would be the only non-muppet. Though again, Tron having that role would also be pretty funny.
And I’d love to see human Query having to interact with an all-muppet cast in Identity.
Thinking more about Tron Muppets, I’m imagining the Bit sounding like the Swedish Chef.
Flynn: Hey! Hold it right there!
Bit: Bork.
Flynn: What do you mean, “bork”?
Bit: Bork.
Flynn: Is that all you can say?
Bit: Herdy.
Flynn: Anything else?
Bit: Bork.
Flynn: Bork and herdy, huh? You’re a Swede.
Bit: Bork.
Flynn: Another mouth to feed.
Bit: Borkborkborkbork.
hahahahaaaaaa!!!
(always thought that line was silly because the Bit certainly doesn’t understand what “mouth to feed” means….. but IF IT WERE A CHEF IT WOULD MAKE SENSE)
also: the muppet version of Swedish that consists of only “herdy” and “bork” reminds me slightly of an esoteric programming language that my roommate keeps talking about, which I think he probably made up himself because I can find no mention of it online, but he says it is called “spoot-pig” and is just binary with the one and zero replaced with “spoot” and “pig”