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oh god i pictured the Muse like

“together we’re invincible!”

*whacks with broom* I ALREADY HAVE STORIES ABOUT THAT

“our time is ruuunnninnngg ouuuuttt”

“DONT NEED MORE INSPIRATION” *swipes with dual wielded broom and dustpan*

“hopelessly! i’ll love you endlesslyyyyy! hopelessly! I’ll give you everythiiiiiing!”

“YOU GIVE ME TOO MUCH ALREADY”

“…but I woooon’t give you uuuuuup! I won’t let you dowwwwwn! I won’t–”

“RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!” *sics the Roomba on him*