astercontrol:

I think

If a program just got lasered into the User world, with no experience of drinking or eating User food

(only drinking the system’s “liquid energy” and otherwise getting charged on the system’s power)

that program would have the most fuckin voracious sweet tooth

Oh you get all your energy through your mouth? Okay so how do you turn this stuff into power? Lemme research what’s in it… Holy hack this is complicated

Ok but this sugar stuff? glucose, etc… this is what converts to energy most directly for you, right

This is your way of consuming energy. Ok good to know

ALL the candy in the house. ALL the syrup, yes just the syrup don’t bother with the pancakes

I’m supposed to charge myself on about 2000 “calories” of your energy daily. Got it. Buying this extra large milkshake and I’ll be good for the day… AAAAA. Why does my body feel so bad later. I GOT ENOUGH POWER

Energy drink? Yes please – OH HOLY GLITCHING GRIDBUGS THIS IS NOT ENERGY. it is… power-intensive malware that makes you use up all your energy faster and then crash??? Mixed with something that TRICKS you into feeling like you’re getting sugar but you’re not?? I WILL DEREZZ WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS

slightly related

my own program-level sweet tooth just decided to order this

ALT

ALT

anyway

LOOK WHO GOT REREZZED RIGHT AFTER 1982

mad respect for Sark finding his true calling as bakery software, this stuff is damn amazing

(he makes baklava too)