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The vampire of Toledo Cathedral (or Cain’s bite). Late 14th Century.
A rare representation of Cain and Abel’s biblical story in which Cain kills Abel by biting him, instead of hitting him with a rock.

January 27th, 2024 2:04pm holy toledo what why this interpretation vampire cain interesting how their feud was over the sacrifices they made to god and how cain grew crops and abel raised livestock and god favored Abel's sacrifice from his own field but not Cain's i imagine cain just so pissed off like ITS NOT MY FAULT GOD IS A PICKY LITTLE TODDLER WHO PIGS OUT ON MEAT AND COMPLAINS ABOUT EATING HIS VEGETABLES HERE GOD HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN *I* EAT MEAT?? HUH??