Defunctland ruined my marriage because there was this episode about a park where one of the attractions was sorta bumper cars with military tanks and someone would be setting tennis balls on fire and literally shooting them at the tanks somehow and I said that can’t be true because if it was possible to shoot a flaming tennis ball then it would also be possible to shoot a flaming arrow and we just had this 3 hour argument a week ago about how according to you the whole idea of flaming arrows was 100% proven impossible by Mythbusters and then my partner was like no obviously the tennis balls are different, they got fired a lot slower than arrows and the problem with arrows was the speed would put the fire out like blowing a candle. and then i was like well then flaming arrows are totally possible you would just have to make a bow that shoots them slower, and my partner said wouldn’t work you couldn’t do that, and I said literally every child in the 1980s independently invented the bow and arrow with a stick and rubber band and our very first-try prototype wouldve shot an arrow slower than those damn tennis balls, and my partner was like but then it wouldn’t go far enough, and I said oh i am so glad you have a comprehensive chart of every archery attack throughout the entire middle ages and exactly how far away they were trying to shoot from, i bet a thousand years from now you are gonna be reincarnated as the archaeologist who says AK47 rounds were a myth because the only gun we have found preserved was a long distance sniper rifle and clearly AK47 rounds could neither fit in that rifle nor be shot as far as that rifle did, and actually nevermind I think actually we ruined our own marriage