“The fundamental act of friendship among programmers is the sharing of programs” go away smutty plotbunny
i do not need a program-swapping fic when my brain already generated the User-Swapping Orgy
ALT
WHICH OF COURSE MY BRAIN DID JUST FOR THE DAMN WORDPLAY
(this is the same orgy that Tron and Norton attended just to reject each other)
(Alan slamming the door like “NO, other Disney properties are NOT invited to this” and Nala like hiss “okay fine, be like that, your Rinz-kitty will never be half the lioness I am”)