“if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t” no but like. i really didn’t. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i’m not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
for about 2 seconds I thought “but what if you WORK in a store” and then remembered I worked at Target for over a decade, including several years in downtown Minneapolis, and somehow managed to be hyperfocused enough on Doing My Own Job that I never saw any damn shoplifting